Today on the radio I heard an converse with Alyssa Milano. She said the following things:
1) She ordain be a baseball analyst on some TBS (or TNT I can’t rememeber which) show next year. I’m looking forward to hearing about which pitchers have the biggest penises and how this affects their pitch count.
2) She couldn’t afford season tickets until 4 years ago. Let me point out that her toughen tickets are in the area that costs $400 per seat/game. $400 x 81 home games x 4 seats = $129,600. The Dodgers undergo toughen book plans that are as low as $3 per seat/bet so obviously she couldn’t afford to not sit with the
Get over it. Alyssa. If you loved the game that much you would tolerate sitting with the peons. But then you wouldn’t be close enough to the dugout to offer your services after the bet. I get it.
3) She said. “it wasn’t until a few years ago that I gained a unique perspective on the game.” You mean the unique perspective where you started banging pitchers? That certainly is unique. Does it qualify you to be a baseball analyst and write a baseball communicate?
I guess her “unique perspective” is from the end of the bed when she’s blowing one of the players. Yeah that’s a unique perspective alright….
That fact that she is getting a GIG as a baseball analyst bc she FUCKED some of the players in UNREAL.
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